The stupid doctor as already dealt with me in a normal way,,few mins later she called me in back to do my x-ray ,,mapoly get wahala.
I waited for few minutes and collected all relevance result...6pm Thank God ve accomplished a single mission...I called my sis to gve me a proper decription on how to get back home I stopped at pansheke as a fresher I bought chicken one kilo and titus 300naira to support it,,mind u just doing all this because I want to form a correct lasgidi boy,back here in lagos we only eat chicken during festive period but I wanna form for my sis friend which am staying with during registration...we cooked and enjoyed ourself
New day new plan as a fresh mapaite I was introduced to an agent to get my own place also ...he said to me what kind of apartment did I want ,I said a room self contain I payed 1k to him for taking me around we got to the first place he called a stupid price off 130 thousand naira I shouted sey wetin how much dem dey did grave where u stay for eternity..I ve to go for a changed of plan. A room is now an option we moved around and got I fascinated with one in particular cause the rate @ which bae full dat house is quite impressive without waiting much I paid that same day....
I moved in 3days later ,,hungry things I prepared beans outside my door and my stomach started making some hell noise I grap my paint can which I already made available as a potty I rushed down to the bathroom to shit inside thinking the next door to the bathroom is a toilet..
On opening the so called toilet to me it appear to be a bathroom bullshit where is this house toilet ! It doesn't sound proper to ask anyone just like that now as a fresher for new house I watch closely and decide to ask a small girl she lough out loud and said (anii toiletiii) yepaaaaaa where will I pour this package now..she said shortiii puttuuu nii amaseee...gangan.....me do shotput in the bush this agent don scam me oo no toilet and I payed 55thousand naira...but I mumu small 2 y I no ask
She left me at the backyard and went outside to make jess of me I carry my shit inside polybag and drop it inside their fucking passage mad people....so all this girl wey this house na shotput dem dey do ...them kom dey form as if their papa na President......
Is now getting dark I carry my potty go bush dug the ground I bury the smelling shit ...on my arrival I dismissed the remaining beans.. ....
11pm outside with them but staying alone as a fresh guy don't want to mingle yet ,they called me and ask for my name I told them Akorede abayomi ok ...they said they gat tradition here ...I was introduced and given all rules and regulation...
12pm they bought out their stove garri palm oil knife what the fuck they just want to prepare their dinner ...Baro one of them called me and ask me to follow them to an on disclosed place which I agreed as a lagos boy nothing dey happen we arrived at a fence t-girl is holding a bucket with her they grap a chicken oh my God holdthe head tight to the neck and strangled the poor creation to death immediately...they said Opiroooo
Student na thief y was I involved in this ow was the soup prepared without our landlady knowing ,,even two gals was also involved in the operation ...whatch out for 4
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