Mapoly student shut dead now during log out cult war

Marketing student just passed in front of me some minutes ago all I could just see is student running back towards my direction on reaching there I saw him lied down flat on the ground... RIP.. IYANA OLUWA ABEOKUTA 03:55 REPORT ING LIFE ON SEEN... SHUN CULTISM

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Mapoly student found dead 45 minutes after final exam

A Student of moshood abiola polytechnic found lifeless in a pool in an hotel
45Minutes after his final exams... Close source told us he's drunk due to the joyful act of finishing his ND programme... But not knowing he's celebrating his own last minute on earth..

Dolapo nd2 estate management student jump into the pool while drunk and smashed his head on the retaining wall...

The management of environmental gave each student a form to fill that none of the student will take part in the log out Celebration... But the rules was disobey...

RIP DOLAPO  #MASTERMOVIC  CARES

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Moshood Abiola Polytechnic an institution of low organization..

Student stranded at exam Centre due to low organization from the school against the postume crowd...

   Few computers are used compared to the first batch of the exam... However student are asked to come back tomorrow to join the ND student... 
   
        How long will student continue to used all this dilapidated facilities the school computer is not working fine, organization is very poor...

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Moshood Abiola Polytechnic announces postume date for second batch and HND

The school management as announced 08 of October for HND exam and 09th for student who did not attend the first batch, and students that applied for the second batch...

Wish you all success..

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Unilag student attacked by bug.. Shot down sch gate to protest this morning check pics

Can't stop laughing when I heard the student protest against bud.. The most amazing thing is that this unilag student can form just check the type of bed they are sleeping on can't stop laughing ooo... Idun bed bugs... Nevertheless we in mapoly can't even protest on something more better base on the coward Sug we are running in mapoly

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My life in mapoly as a fresher hilarious story by AMEBO part 3

My life in mapoly as a fresher hilarious story by AMEBO Mapoly part two

    The stupid doctor as already dealt with me in a normal way,,few mins later she called me in back to do my x-ray ,,mapoly get wahala.

 

    I waited for few minutes and collected all relevance result...6pm Thank God ve accomplished a single mission...I called my sis to gve me a proper decription on how to get back home I stopped at pansheke as a fresher I bought chicken one kilo and titus 300naira to support it,,mind u just doing all this because I want to form a correct lasgidi boy,back here in lagos we only eat chicken during festive period but I wanna form for my sis friend which am staying with during registration...we cooked and enjoyed ourself 

       

       New day new plan as a fresh mapaite I was introduced to an agent to get my own place also ...he said to me what kind of apartment did I want ,I said a room self contain I payed 1k to him for taking me around we got to the first place he called a stupid price off 130 thousand naira I shouted sey wetin how much dem dey did grave where u stay for eternity..I ve to go for a changed of plan. A room is now an option we moved around and got I  fascinated with one in particular cause the rate @ which bae full dat house is quite impressive without waiting much I paid that same day....

     

     I moved in 3days later ,,hungry things I prepared beans outside my door and my stomach started making some hell noise I grap my paint can which I already made available as a potty I rushed down to the bathroom to shit inside thinking the next door to the bathroom is a toilet..

     On opening the so called toilet to me it appear to be a bathroom bullshit where is this house toilet ! It doesn't sound proper to ask anyone just like that now as a fresher for new house I watch closely and decide to ask a small girl she lough out loud and said (anii toiletiii) yepaaaaaa where will I pour this package now..she said shortiii puttuuu nii amaseee...gangan.....me do shotput in the bush this agent don scam me oo no toilet and I payed 55thousand naira...but I mumu small 2 y I no ask

 She left me at the backyard and went outside to make jess of me I carry my shit inside polybag and drop it inside their fucking passage mad people....so all this girl wey this house na shotput dem dey do ...them kom dey form as if their papa na President......

      Is now getting dark I carry my potty go bush dug the ground I bury the smelling shit ...on my arrival I dismissed the remaining beans.. ....

  

       11pm outside with them but staying alone as a fresh guy don't want to mingle yet ,they called me and ask for my name I told them Akorede abayomi ok ...they said they gat tradition here ...I was introduced and given all rules and regulation...

    12pm they bought out their stove garri palm oil knife what the fuck they just want to prepare their dinner ...Baro one of them called me and ask me to follow them to an on  disclosed place which I agreed as a lagos boy nothing dey happen we arrived at a fence t-girl is holding a bucket with her they grap a chicken oh my God holdthe head tight to the neck and strangled the poor creation to death immediately...they said Opiroooo

 Student na thief y was I involved in this ow was the soup prepared without our landlady knowing ,,even two gals was also involved in the operation ...whatch out for 4

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My life in mapoly as a fresher hilarious story part two

My life in mapoly as a fresher hilarious story part one

 
   On my arrival to mercy hospital pansheke,student are already on the que looking like person wey never chop for days..I said to myself today na today I must finish up with this medical process...

   As a lasgidi boy I watch closely and I never join the que so fast coz  na guy be the last person and I don't look like a gay,I waited for few mins and two bae arrived they join the que and I am d next person to them ..Am very weak no time for teasing nor toasting any bae..
   While on d que my john thomas started rising stupidly and I only wore all this playing pant as boxer and all this material trouser this thing want to disgrace me I said to myself never I pocket my hand in my trouser to hold the tip na digrace be this o..I maintain...
    Finally my turn at the hospital cashier stand..I gave her my form she said my blood test and x-ray is First Aphla hospital what a waist of time she said I am only to do eye test here.. I pay for the eye test and proceed to the upper floor...
   
    Mtcheew I hissed: I heard student reading AbC123 out loudly I  never taught it would  have been  easy as this but I move closer I discovered u are to read it in a mirror manner...I quickly crown and download relevant stuff on my head ...I cheat and I score good moreover I use glass but na omoyinbo recommend am for me when I complained for him but the hospital state clearly that I can see..

First Alpha hospital here I comes very calm and neat hospital I pay the neccesary dues nd I was channeled in to meet nurse titi very young o boy see babe,she bought out an hoes a very thin injection I was like sister do u want to take out of this blood I dey managed she smiles and said calm down brother...she shooked me but to no avail no blood I formed and said my blood no dey available but she just change face and reshook another place no blood again ,,She renut the hoes and try harder this time around I scream out loud during this course I broke some test tube on her deck and smelt some shoking smell .I asked her what's inside the tube she said urine collected from fEmale student jesus christ I screamed pick rase rushed down to the toilet to clean up on getting there they don't have dettol but izal is available and omo...
      I used both and I started smelling like mapoly toilet due to the izal I used in cleaning my trouser., I moved back to continue the normal steps she gave me a tube to urinate inside and I said to her that I gat no urine in me cox I just hissed myself whn I went to clean up yawa dey oo...I was advice to drink two pure water ,nd wait for few minutes...
   
    I used this oppurtunity to proceed to the x-ray quarter I met a new dude waiting @ the entrance I asked why nd he replied female are inside ..I replied em em he said they are puttin on just an apron kaii no way ...
    The laboratory attendance asked us to come in so she would attend to us at the same time...o boy see breast they quickly rushed behind the cutton my stupid dick rose up to it highest level while inside the laboratory with 6females with empty top part just putting on an apron..while all  the breast tip was pointin to me alone  ,,the doctor saw me and smile mind u she's a female I received the insult of my life immediately gerra out of here move out stupid boy what happens next...watch out for part 3

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My life in mapoly as a fresher hilarious story by AMEBO part 1

Happy Sunday to you all.....
   The journey started  just few years back... I wrote jamb and I  managed to put Polytechnic cause I don't want to leave vacant space on my form as required by jamb...
   I never wanted to attend a polytechnic base on the crisis involved my main focus was to gain admission into federal University of Agriculture... MTCHEEW not knowing I am deceiving myself.. I wrote post jamb and score below cutoff.. I never lost hope I proceed to the federal Polytechnic ilaro to show them I am fit in for the contest but I was pretty shocked cause ilaro discrimination and partiality started from the exam Centre, they asked us to tick if you choose them in place of University for where tufikwa..
  I already lost hope cause I wanted to attend a university.... I passed the exam as well...... I  stay glued to my computer waiting for admission list... ALL this school are sometimes fake u only get their with connection and the help of Holy spirit...
   My foolish taught of going to federal school and university erased cause my jnr in sch are already on IT.... I managed to try mapoly for  luck  this time around though. I scored 56 which is good without much stress mapoly dash me admission..

I quickly rush to katagwa to get some baddest okirika wears with 2500 I managed to get about 5trousers and 2 tops cause I have some Ankara that belongs to my mum I rushed down to kabiru tailor my drop out secondary school friend to help me with some Ankara shirt.... AFTER THE normal routine preparation I came down to abk for my medical check up...

6am I was already in front of rabiatu shoaga mapoly medical center I met about 58 student I was very impressed with the tress layout... 7;45 more student troops in I was like did mapoly gave everyone Admission we were about 1500 then... Finally it's 8:00 am thinking i will be among top 20 to do my medical registration for where.... A man with long legs came in front of us and scream loudly form 7 rolls, I managed to struggle I really tried my best I obtained number 508  mapoly student desperate... My 500 naira slippers as been ripped off foolish peeps I said to my self....

  11 am chaii mapoly get special sun from heaven my hair was frying due to the new hair cream I put on it.. My belly room mate were biting me nd I can't leave that que no way.. I  heard market women  screaming lacasera, pito adoyo, kokobilo, egg rolls, as a Lagos guy I bought lacasera 130, and egg rolls, To quench the hunger... Am now getting sick already before going to the hospital for the test due to the stress.. I received the form and I zoom out to mercy hospital Pansheke which I thought will be my resting point for the day not knowing the journey just begun... Watch out for part 2

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Rag day does not hold anymore... No rag day

Glorious Glorious Glorious I guess u need to apologize to the Entire student off moshood Abiola Polytechnic... U never use your fb to announce to the student about the rag postponement like wise the social director, pro.... WE need reason nd not excuse if you suggest you can do all this disrespecting stuff without apologies I pity have you ever Google search segun glorious before your name is just filled up with money laundering activities which is very bad for ur political career at a start as an employer I will make some quick research on my applicant... If I should post this on my blog it also shows ur incompetence as a leader... All this as a very negative effect on u... If you become a great man tomorrow Wikipedia will make research about u and add all this to your profile... Learn to be a great leader... MY PRESIDENT SEGUN GLORIOUS...

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Mapoly news headlines for today...

Information about the upcoming exam....
HND 1&2 exam start on Monday..... Nd2 exam October 12... I'd card is off very importance.... Exam booklet have been changed.... HND 1&2 new exam Centre.. Exam will be conducted in your sch of study... Example Civil engineering r to write in electrical engineering department.. Come along with your original signed receipt.. Photocopy of it... Dress properly with shoes or canvas..

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AMACOS Election Result For 2015/2016 Academic Session

President.........Erinoso

VP1....................Solution

VP2....................Segun

PRO...................Olusegun

Deputy PRO....Faith

Liberian............Emmanuel

Welfare Dir......First Lady

Sport Dir..........Nide

Social Dir..........Solak

Gen. Sec...........Benson

Ass. Gen. Sec...Kenny deal

Fin. Sec. ............Shinaa

Treasurer..........Fashola

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AMACOS Election Result For 2015\2016 Academic Session

President.........Erinoso
VP1....................Solution
VP2....................Segun
PRO...................Olusegun
Deputy PRO....Faith
Liberian............Emmanuel
Welfare Dir......First Lady
Sport Dir..........Nide
Social Dir..........Solak
Gen. Sec...........Benson
Ass. Gen. Sec...Kenny deal
Fin. Sec. ............Shinaa
Treasurer..........Fashola

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Moshood Abiola Polytechnic student union government online vote (sug)

Good day my fellow Mapaites..
Vote for your favorite presidential aspirant online..
Click
Here sug president online vote portal

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Masscom crashes marketing department out of Sug cup

Masscom vs marketing match was filled with lots of groove today both department fans cheer up with score boys..
Masscom control all ball possession today but goal is the important thing in a football match... Masscom score their first goal with a fabulous free kick outside box 18...
Marketing department spirit woke up back to the came to equalize their opponents with same free kick...
Both team really tried and the unstoppable DJ Nancy slamming his turn table with marvelous tunes...
Penalty results
Masscom marketing
7“ 1 12" 1
15" 1 13" -
11" - 10 1
2" 1 5" -
6" 1

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Mechanical engineering vs sl technology 1-2 mapoly Sug cup

Mechanical engineering looses 2-1 to science lab technology in the opening match of student union cup... Up slt....

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Questions asked about postumite against the concluded mapoly postume..

Good morning to you all jambite...
Que
How do I check my postume result
Answer. Visit www.mapolyng.com , click on prospective student on the right side login in your details.... Click on continue and ur portal will appear.. Click on check screening result.

Que What's mapoly postume cutoff mark :
Ans mapoly don't have cutoff mark u r to be giving admission base on what ur fellow peeps that choose the same course with you scored.. Don't be surprised
Mapoly can gve someone with ten admission...

I scored 15 what's are my chances of gaining admission...

Ans :u still have a good chance of gaining admission in mapoly.. But u might not be admitted to full time ND morning program but u will be migrated to afternoon program which is also full time... But this is base on department...

Que :Can I ruins my admission

Answer :that's left to u amebomapoly.com don't know how to go about that cause I believe u will be admitted.. Just pray to God..

Que :I don't know my login information
Answer :After procedure 1 above click on forgot password type in your jamb number and surname that's all

Question: Can mapoly automatic change my course of study..

Sure we have department like art and industrial design were fewer student choose during registration u might be automatically migrated there or urp just for you to fit in...

Am sorry amebomapoly.com comment features don't work on operamini but drop it on FACEBOOK.COM and I will gladly reply u...

TO ALL students that are planning to scam this innocent student God will punish u abundantly Amen...
Always visit amebomapoly.com and share our post across various social media... Thanks

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